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I hate when people compare veganism to religion, religion asks you to believe what you cannot see, veganism asks you to see what you cannot believe. The animals are here, they are real, they are suffering, it’s not an opinion, it’s a fact. Just because something is legal, it does not mean its morally right; stoning people to death is legal in some countries, genital mutilation, death penalty for gays… its quite simple, the enslavement, rape and murder of any sentient being is wrong and most people don’t want to know how the animals live and die, they are so deeply buried in denial, the truth hurts, but not as much as it hurts the animals. Wake up, and get the blood off your hands, the animals don’t need your apathy, they need your kindness. - Susan J Caldwell

Justin Timberlake’s Bring It On Down To Veganville (Transcript)

[Sausage Depot Guy]
Hey, everybody who’s craving a nice honkin’ sausage? Come on over and pick yourself out on one of our gut busters over at the Sausage Depot. Take a little load off from all your shopping and veg out. Come on.

[Tofu - Justin Timberlake]
Did somebody say Veg Out? I think you did.

[CHIC - Le Freak]

Have you heard about the new health craze.
Meatless burger with Tofu Mayonnaise
Just ditch the [biscuit] go vegetarian
Hey, eat some Kale, it’s so much fun.
Ah, veg out.

No meat, c’est chic
Veg out.
Ahhh – and Bring It On Down To Veganville

[Sausage Depot Guy]
So that Vegetarian jerks open huh good luck with that you hippy morons.

[Tofu - Justin Timberlake]
Oh we actually have a line out the door, Wiener Man.

[Sausage Depot Guy]
Between noon and 3 today if you get a Mortadella deluxe we gonna give you’s a free set of Boche Balls. You heard it right, just $8.95 for sausage and balls.

[Tofu - Justin Timberlake]
Hey yo, Mario Brother. Think you could back off, I’m trying to create a meat-free-zone over here. Thank you.

[Sausage Depot Guy]
Ah-Come on, blow it out your ass fancy pants.

[Tofu - Justin Timberlake]
Whoa – a little cranky huh? I think I know what the problem is.

[Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby]

Yo. V.E.G. Alright stop. Vegetarian Nation.
We got the cure for constant constipation — fiber.
It’s a dope ingredient. The thing you want to make your bowels expedient. Brown, rice, baby.
On [ ]
On [ ]
Brown, rice, baby.
On [ ]
On [ ]
Ahhh – and Bring It On Down To Veganville

[Sausage Depot Guy]
Who wants a non-pricey spicy salam try a big Louie it is so spicy it’s gonna – hey I’m talking over here.

[Rihanna - We Found Love]

[Tofu - Justin Timberlake]
Yellow Quinoa in the light, now we’re standing side by side.
As your shadow crosses mine.
What it takes to come alive.

We found love in a meatless place
We found love in a meatless place

Dance break, I wish I had some glow sticks.

[Tofu - Justin Timberlake]
Oh wait there’s more.

[Billy Idol - Dancing With Myself]

On the floor of Tokyo
Or down in London town to go, go
With the veggie selection and
And the mirror’s reflection
I was thinking about my hea-hea-hea-ho
Thinking about my health (Come on)
Thinking about my health (Come on)

Ahhh – Bring It On Down To Veganville

[Sausage Depot Guy]
Why don’t you try just one itty bite you’re gonna remember how good a salami is.

[Tofu - Justin Timberlake]
Ah [Genoa] – thanks. I get all I need what grows straight from the dort check it [ ] [ ].

[Trinidad James - All Gold Everything]

Huh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hah! James. Legumes all on my plate, spirulina all in my shake, no eggs all in my cake. You don’t believe it tastes great. Veggie, veggie, veggie! Don’t believe it tastes great. Huh. Don’t believe it tastes great. Veggie, veggie, veggie! Don’t believe it tastes great.

Bring It On Down To Veganville!

[Sausage Depot Guy]
This reminds me of the streets of [ ]bologna a bunch a bull. Please, I could do what you do. I like big Brat’s and I can not lie to you about it. Uh, yea yea actually, you know, that that that’s pretty hard actually. I’m not gonna lie.

[Tofu - Justin Timberlake]
Appreciate that.

[Sausage Depot Guy]
Ya, no sweat.

[Tofu - Justin Timberlake]
Look, if you knew how meat was raised you wouldn’t eat it.

[Sausage Depot Guy]
Ya, I know, it’s disgusting. But it’s also delicious.

[Tofu - Justin Timberlake]
Hm, tell that to Babe.

[Sausage Depot Guy]
Oh god, I love that movie. That little pig was so damn cute, the way his ears bounced around like lasagna noodles. How sad he got when – when mom the sheep died.

[Tofu - Justin Timberlake]
Aw

[Sausage Depot Guy]
Oh god what have I done? I’ve been eating Babe’s grand babies, I’m a monster.

[Tofu - Justin Timberlake]
It’s never too late.

[Sausage Depot Guy]
Yeah

[Tofu - Justin Timberlake]
To do the right thing

[Sausage Depot Guy]
Yea-eah

[Baauer – Harlem Shake]

Tofu Burrita.

Drink a Vegan Shake.

Bring It On Down To Veganville!

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